Pillow Talking

[Intro: Lil Dicky]
(Mm)
Ay, Ay (Mm, mm)
Dαmn!
L tapped twice on some αѕѕ, like grams (Mm, eheh)
I just fucked, Ay
Now what I'm doin'?

[Chorus: Lil Dicky]
I'm just pillow talking with a b¡tch, Ay
I'm just pillow talking with a b¡tch, Ay
(Do you fμcκ with the war?)
I just finished spazzing on a b¡tch, Ay
Now I'm pillow talking with a b¡tch, Ay

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky & Girl]
I'm like, "Girl, that was great"
"Talk about a connection"
"Am I alone in my praise?"
"Do you share my assessment?"
She like, "Heh, yeah, that was nice" (Ay)
"I enjoyed myself"
"Great", "Yeah"
She like, "Can you reach that shelf
For my phone?
I'll take care the alarm"
I'm like, "Oh, for the mornin'?
Like, to sleep?"
She like, "Yeah, heh, we just had ѕєx" (Ay)
"What did you think? I was just gonna fμcκ you and leave? Heh-"
"No, I- I—
I hadn't thought that far ahead
But of course
Can I get you a t-shirt—?
Oh, can you not tickle my hair?" (Ay)
"It's just a personal thing, it's not you"
"ok, sorry for doing it, heh"
"No, no, this just a personal thing, it's not you"
"ok, cool" (Ay)
"Yeah, uh...
So you're from Minnesota?
Only thing I know is that it's colder"
Break it down, how's it compare to living in LA?"
"Well, I can't compare them, they're so different
You know what I'm sayin'?"
"Yeah, for sure"
She like, "Apples to oranges"
"Well, you can s-still compare 'em, but I hear you
Uh, what's the deal with your family? Got any siblings?"
She like, "I have a brother"
I'm like, "Oh, what he do?"
She like, "He in the Army"
"Oh, true
Uh...
Do you fμcκ with the war?" (Ay)
She like, "Huh?
What- What did you just say?"
"Uh, like, just now?" "Yeah"
"Do you fμcκ with the war?"
"No, I don't fμcκ with the war"
I'm like, "No, I don't fμcκ with the war!"
"Just don't know how to react to the forces
I should have just thanked you, of course, it's ju—"
"Uh, why would you thank me?"
"Uh, I guess I assumed it extended to families"

[Verse 2: Lil Dicky & Girl]
"But, ok, while we're on the topic, I been actually thinkin'
About some ѕh¡t, about the Army and Navy
What if tomorrow is the day that the fμcκ¡ng aliens came and invaded our nation?
Like, would we even be able to fμcκ with their ѕh¡t?
Like, do we got the type of weaponry to fμcκ with their ships?
Or not at all? Like, would they just walk up in this mοthєrfμcκer
Laughing at us, and blasting at us
And making everybody disintegrate and assimilate without a hint of intimidation?
Or could we do some ѕh¡t to be making they heart race?
Granted, I don't know the alien heart
But, you get what the fμcκ I'm sayin'?" ("Um...")
"Like what the fμcκ would it be like?
Would they be like 'Earth go hard'" (Ay)
"Or is it just another conquest?" (Aw)
"Or would they be like, 'dαmn, Earth go hard'" (Ay)
"They was harder than Simian
You ever talk to your brother about this, uh, type of stuff?"
Then she like, "No"
I'm like, "Well, what you think?"
She like, "I don't concern myself
With hypotheticals that couldn't be" (Ay)
I'm like, "Girl, what you mean?"
She like, "I don't believe"
"In the war?" "In aliens"
"Oh, hold up, hold up, wait
Girl, what you sayin'?
That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?"
"I– I guess"
"What an enormous coincidence that ѕh¡t would be
Do you see what I'm sayin'?" "I can't hear what you're sayin'"
"Well, the universe always expandin'" (Ay)
"There are infinite galaxies" (Infinite)
"Why would we be the anomaly?"
She like "That's no coincidence" (Uh)
"I call that ѕh¡t God" (Hold up)
I'm like "Oh, you're religious, b¡tch?
You think it's all God?" ("No, I know it's all God")
"No, I know that there might be a God
First off, nobody knows there's a God
Girl, I think we should drop this" (Ay)
"No, what's going on in your brain right now?"

[Verse 3: Lil Dicky, Girl & Brain]
"Brain, Ay
Brain on some other ѕh¡t though
I been all up in the club for a year, hey" ("Brain")
"I been killing ѕh¡t, don't mind me, Ay
I'm just top flight, ah
Uh, I could sure use a Sprite" (Mm)
"I'm thirsty as fμcκ
Who getting money? That's Brain" (Brain)
"Who make decisions? That's Brain" (That's Brain, uh)
"Who make the hits? That been Brain" (Oh, that Brain?)
"Who run this whole operation? That been Brain since—"
"Brain, can— can you just get back to the issue here?"
"Uh..." "Really?"
"Can you just remind the Brain?"
"Heh, you're such an idiot, we're talking about God and if He exists"
"Don't call Brain names, mm
The Brain couldn't recall, hm
But if I'm not mistaken"
This b¡tch to my left guaranteed there's a God"
"I believe in a God, yes!" "So, God never wrong?
God never wrong, right?"
"Heh, yeah, that's, like, the whole point"
"Brain, just get there, please..."
"Hold up, so God made the Earth" (Ay)
"And God was like, 'Hold up'" (Hold up)
"'This ѕh¡t is borin'
It need more ѕh¡t'"
God was like, 'I'ma put dinosaurs on that b¡tch'" (Ay)
"'Dinosaurs on that b¡tch'"
"Then He like, 'Why'd I put dinosaurs on that ѕh¡t?'"
"What is your brain even saying? Can he get to the point?"
"Hold up, Brain, you just did it!" ("Ah!")
"God ain't wrong, what the fμcκ was He thinking?" ("About what?")
"b¡tch, the dinosaurs!
He made the Earth for them, and then He like, 'Nah'?
'Dinosaurs are just blah'?" ("What's your point?")
"'I'ma cook up some blondes'?
Like, He was way off! I don't look like a dinosaur
Hο, them things thirty-five feet
I'm like five-foot-eleven" (Up on Tinder, I'm six-foot, Ay)
"Seen the Bronchiosaurus?
That thing fμcκ¡ng neck go to heaven!" (Good ѕh¡t, Brain!)
"And that's just an expression
B¡tch, there ain't no heaven" (Ay, "Funny...")
"I'm just messing, but if He ain't wrong
I guess this the exception"
"Can I talk now?" "Go ahead"

[Verse 4: Lil Dicky & Girl]
"Look, everything in life has purpose" (Ay)
"You, chickens, a midget at a circus"
"What?" "I don't interpret" (Ay)
She like, "That's not for me to determine"
"So dinosaurs' purpose was to just die?"
"That's not for me to determine"
"But– ok..."
"I'm just a person"
"ok, but think of the root of the argument, girl" (Ay)
"View how we started this, girl
Like, you don't believe in the aliens" ("Yeah, I just"—)
"You confine God to Earth, girl, I find that ѕh¡t salient"
"I just don't presume to know the plan"
"b¡tch, me neither, but that's not what I've been sayin'"
"Well, what are you saying?"
"Why can't God fμcκ with aliens?
Why can't Earth be like a fμcκ¡ng small side project for this guy?"
"ok, look, we just don't see eye to eye"
"Yeah, but- agh... logically
Like, you don't believe in your side"
"Well, you're bringing up the fμcκ¡ng dinosaurs
Like, we could have- shared the Earth with them, nobody knows"
"Yeah, there is hard soil evidence, girl
Like, what's next? You don't fμcκ with Pangaea?"
She like, "Let's change the subject" ("ok")
"This b¡tch don't know 'bout Pangaea"
"Brain, leave it alone" ("Mm...")

[Verse 5: Lil Dicky & Girl]
"Uh, I'm starving
Are you hungry by chance?" "Oh, my God, I'm so hungry"
"Yes! Do you wanna get a pizza?"
"fμcκ yeah!" "fμcκ yeah, I'm on it
Also, I'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing, man—"
"Come on, dude, I'm a grown up" (Ay)
"I'm capable of having intelligent conversations"
"O–ok, I just— fμcκ it
Back to this pizza, I lean pepperoni"
"Ugh..." "Sausage?"
"How can you eat that ѕh¡t?"
"No, no, no, this not Domino's, this legit
It's high quality meat and ѕh¡t"
"No, no, I'm vegetarian"
"Oh, right
Well, we can get half pepperoni" (Ay)
"And half of whatever you like"
"Ugh, ew...
I can't have that ѕh¡t in the same box"
"Uh, s—seriously?" "Yeah"
"You're that against meat?"
"No, I'm that against us being gluttonous
Thinking that animals live on this earth to get eat"
"ok, is it how we treat them?"
"Heh, that sure doesn't help" ("ok")
She like, "I'm not opposed to us huntin'" (Ay)
"But now we not tracking them down
We just breed 'em to eat, that's disgustin'" (Ay)
"You should honestly read on the subject"

[Verse 6: Lil Dicky, Girl & Brain]
"All right, hold up" (Hold up)
"Just because we not running 'round with a bow and arrow
Doesn't mean we not hunting these chickens" (Ay)
"We just set the place to do our hunting intelligently enough
To manipulate these animals and get 'em to do exactly what we want"
"That's my point, we just incubate animals
Instead of just letting 'em live how they come"
"Yeah, but- that's your God at work, b¡tch!
While we go hard on Earth"
What you think would happen right now if you left my place
And there were like three wolves waiting for you?" "Wolves?"
"b¡tch, they would tear your αѕѕ up... viciously!
Like, they would eat your titties" (And your ρμѕѕy)
"That's what they do" (And your face and ѕh¡t, Ay)
"Humans are smarter, b¡tch, that's what we do"
She like, "Apples to oranges"
"b¡tch, that phrase don't make no sense, why can't fruit be compared?"
She like, "I'm gonna leave"
"There's just all of these conflicting principles"
"Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza"
"I will, that's my God-given right" (Ay)
She like, "Where is my bag?"
"Oh, that leather one next to the trash?
That's the one, right? Made out of cow, I think?"
"Ugh, why are there no Ubers in this area?"
"So you don't eat the meat" (Ay)
"You just be wearing that ѕh¡t" ("I'm not listening, dude–")
"That's barbaric as ѕh¡t" (Ay)
"Do you come from the vikings?" ("Why are you even still talk–")
"Do you take peoples' land?" ("I'm not listening, dude")
"Do you fμcκ with the war?"
"How are there no Ubers anywhere?" "Just download Lyft" (Ay)
"They are bigger in presence out here"
"I don't wanna add ѕh¡t to my phone"
"ok, the choices are clear, hο
Ubers are not around here, hο
Taxis will come, but they real slow
You–" "Ay, the Brain gotta poop" (Ay)
"T minus five 'til the Brain gotta ѕh¡t"
"I just downloaded Lyft, but it's being so glitchy"
"Ugh, look–"
"Do you just want to sleep here?" ("Uh, no thanks")
"It's past 2 AM" ("I'm not sharing a bed with you")
"You can sleep in my bed"
"I'll s–sleep on the floor"
"Fine, you're sure?
"Yeah, it's cool, I won't throw you out to the wolves"
(Oh, my God, you're so annoying) I couldn't help myself
But can you at least throw me a pillow?

[Chorus: Lil Dicky]
I'm just pillow talking with a b¡tch, Ay
I'm just pillow talking with a b¡tch, Ay
(Do you fμcκ with the war?)
I just finished spazzing on a b¡tch, Ay
Now I'm pillow talking with a b¡tch

[Outro: Lil Dicky, Girl & Brain]
"Brain gotta poop, still"
"Please don't neglect the Brain"
"Please don't neglect the Brain, hm"
"hο-Hold on, is that my Lyft?
I don't know if I did it—"
Nah, I got a pizza
Full pepperoni, too
So, you're not gonna wanna be a part of it
"But first you should poop"
"Please don't neglect the Brain"